after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.
life really is crazy
When you’re Washing the dishes and someone comes and adds in more
my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it
and there we go
the difference is a rat plays jazz
AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY
"why yes, i do play sports"
THOSE WERE THE DAYS